Fifty Shades of Y’all Need Jesus
*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
"She looked at nice young men as if she could smell their stupidity."
Flannery O’Connor (via roguerosebud8)